who invented alcohol?

i wouldn't know whether to shake them by the hand or throttle them! have had a good couple of nights since my last updated, so lots to say! had a fab visit on friday from lena and her sister danae (for those who don't know, lena is a brainteaser buddy from bristol and danae is her sister who happens to live down the coast from me!). so they came up friday afternoon and we went to the beach for a while then after work we all hit the town! needless to say, muchos alcohol was consumed! danae was on a dancefloor mission so lena and i headed back to the flat around 4am and proceeded to raid the fridge and cupboard for anything instantly edible! it was a true feeding frenzy, and i am sorry to report that devoted vegetarian lena lapsed in a BIG way as she cained the vacuum packed frankfurters!! i managed to create a lake of ketchup on my plate for dunking purposes then decided to cook a tortilla (again vacuum packed) but as the instructions were in spanish i had to follow the pictures. it went in the microwave for a few minutes, we skipped the oven section, then into a pan for literally seconds before we decided we couldn't wait any longer and tucked into that too!! at the time it was a veritable feast but the carnage the next morning was less appealing!!